COMPETITIONS

There's a huge array of prizes this year to be won in four different catagories:

Most Offensive - Ever worried about what your mum might think of you now? Who cares! If the boils on your face make children cry and your suggestively dangling intestines make junkies vomit, then we’ve got a prize for you! Just don’t expect to be attracting anything but flies for the night.

Best Faker - When there’s no more room in hell and we get clogged with the walking dead possibly the best way to get through life without unlife is to pretend; That’s why we’re giving out the prize for best faker to the one living soul in the crowd that out performs all others. So let’s hear your most pained moans and see those bones a-creakin’!

Dead Sexy - Just because you’re dead, doesn’t mean you can’t spend the time on looking damn good. If, even in death, you’re turning heads and raising the saliva level of those around you, you must be doing something right. It might be just the hint of brain showing or it maybe that you’re still shaking it as a corpse, so we think you deserve a prize!

Best Dead - Major prize goes to the person that has slaved over their looks, not to look steamy, but to look so damn fly blown and real that you can feel the flesh falling away from the liquefying organs just by looking at them. Plan ahead and make us gag!

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